Stranger: Can your sweet pussy drive me crazy?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: f?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: from?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fuck off
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: those stares…. theyre so… enlightening
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: keep em coming
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
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Stranger: one more?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: thax :D
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Stranger: this is awkward ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ very
Stranger: shall we depart ways? ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ We shall.
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ so long
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ijustcantaff0rdt0thinklikethat:
Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf
Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
REVERSE.
SNOWGLOBE.
what if something comes down and breaks it while you’re in there
what if you wake up and someone’s staring at you
what if someone tries to kill you by cutting through it with a knife
and no one can hear your screams
because you’re in a fucking death globe
what if you get locked in there and your decaying body is left to be found by some poor hiker just having a grand old time walking in the woods then BAM dead body
Need/ want
What if you were just chillin in there when all the sudden Katniss Everdeen comes running through outside and she sees you, shakes her head and says, “Dumbass Capitol people.” and runs away.
What then?
What if you were trying to have sex and suddenly a whole crowd of joggers came by… what then??
^Thank you, Im not the only one who thought it would be awkward if someone walked by while you where having sex »”
(via pearlygatesofhell)
Must admit, this is actually kinda really hot
(Source: inthedarkisawlights, via iamlightss)
What makes you beautiful… with my penis
Chasing Cars… with my penis.
Filthy/Gorgeous…with my penis.
Well. Okay, then.
Friday, I’m in Love With My Penis
Let you Down With My Penis
Thank you Three Days grace
Let’s Dance to Joy Division With My Penis
seems legit
The Boxer With My Penis.
… By Simon and Garfunkel everybody!
Come What May with my penis.
aqwertgytef
Love-Colored Master Spark with my penis.
… OH.
Sweden with my penis.
Hey Baby Here’s That Song You Wanted with my penis
We want revolution with my penis
So alone with my penis
Dance, Dance with my penis.
Gimme Shelter with my penis… ok
All Fall Down…with my penis
hehe, it should be on my penis.
Until the End with my penis
A Little Piece of Heaven with my penis
…YES!
Psychotic Cupcakes with my penis